“The difference between contribution and commitment? Ham and eggs requires a CONTRIBUTION from the chicken, but a COMMITMENT from the pig.”

“The difference between luck and ability is duration.”

“The lesser of two evils is still evil.”

“The real test of a human being is not what he knows, but what he learns.”

“I’ve always found verbs to be very strong-willed. They go where they want to, not where you tell them. Adjectives, however, are a fussy lot, extravagant, serendipitous, spoiled, upsetting, frivolous and remarkably sensitive to adverbs. Nouns pretend to be objective, and pronouns take everything personally.”

“All problems are people problems. And most people problems are people refusing to act like people.”