You come home from the movies, you’ve had a good time, you go to the fridge to get a snack, and suddenly, while standing in front of a day-old box of cold pizza, you stop and say, “Hey! If E.T. could fly away at the end of the movie, why didn’t he do that at the beginning? That’s the Refrigerator Door Question.

Here are The Unanswered Questions from the 1933 classic adventure King Kong, followed by King Kong, Behind The Scenes. This is the movie they should have made, an hysterical homage to the movie that started it all—and a whole new way to think about one of the greatest Hollywood monsters of all.